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dinakraidi:

i-ran-over-oprah:

jensleys:

What if instead of moaning when you orgasmed you yodeled

What do you mean what if

Kyleeee…. ZEBRAA!!! Glazed carrots…

i think youre confused about what yodeling is my friend

injuries:

i honestly love getting messages from you guys so much it makes my day even if you’re just saying hi or something it’s nice to know you’re acknowledging my existence 

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

i seriously refuse to die until i fuck dylan obrien like the grim reaper will be like “hayo, its time to go” and ill be like “nah, not until i get some DOB lovin” and then they will be like “ya i feel it nevermind, good luck”