I WONDER IF ANYONE HAS EVER THOUGHT ABOUT ME WHILE JACKING OFF??? LIKE??? THATS SUCH A COMPLIMENT PLEASE TELL ME IF YOU HAVE THATS DOPE AS FUCK

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

primacdonaldsgirl:

pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

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nothingventures:

I aM HyPErVeNtiLAtiNg. Thank you John Green for writing this book.
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someone get high and watch the hobbit with me :(

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londoin:

do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why

i hope someone feels this way about me cuz u know im not getting them with my looks

galacticdad:

the worst part about depression that’s on again off again is that you can never tell if you’re making progress and actually feeling better or if you just had a couple of good days and the second something goes wrong you’ll be right back where you started.

  • me 2 my child: you were named after the two bravest men i ever knew.... Max Nev
  • "You can, you should, and if you’re brave enough to start, you will."
    Stephen King (via misswallflower)

    tyleroakley:

    random-clarity:

    theoddoneouut:

    ellosteph:

    A game of Never Have I Ever that takes a twist, and will leave you with chills at the end. 

    that is not what i expected, woah

    I thought this would be fun, but I got bitch slapped with life

    watch and learn